What XMMS2 isn't
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XMMS2 is, quite simply, a music player. It does have a number of features that are constantly growing and improving. However, there are a lot of things that XMMS2 just isn't, and there are a lot of things that XMMS2 doesn't do.
What XMMS2 will not do
XMMS2 will not:
- increase corporate profits.
- clean your house.
- ... unless you hook it up with your emacs.
- walk your dog.
- bring about world peace.
- destroy Microsoft.
- play video.
- ... except for the audio tracks.
- transport you to another galaxy.
- look good in screenshots.
- make the Internet free.
- turn your desktop into an animated 3D cube.
- give you a standard to commoditise upon.
- ... unless it becomes a standard to commoditise upon.
- wrestle crocodiles
- ... crocodile wrestling is xmms1 only.
- make you live forever.
- ... unless you're mentioned in AUTHORS.
- come out of a shiny box and install itself in your heart forever.
- make you rich.
- ... unless you're a SoC student. :)
- get you laid.
- ... unless you use it to play sensual music while dating.
- make you famous.
- ... unless you're SÃ©bastien Cevey.
- break you out of jail.
- roundhouse kick you.
- ... except when compiled by Chuck Norris.
- cure you of AIDS, cancer or syphillis.
- give you free music.
- ... except for a small sample.
- give you superhuman strength.
- ... unless you compile it with -fuse-kryptonite.
- spy on you.
- ... except when told to call home.